Rescue Me is an agreeably daffy spoof of adventure films. Nerdy high school camera aficionado worships teen queen from afar. He fantasizes about per forming some sort of noble act to impress her. But when she's kidnapped before his very eyes, he's too busy taking pictures to do anything. With the help of scuzzy Vietnam veteran , Dorff goes to the girl's rescue. Engaging supporting appearances by Peter DeLuise and Dee Wallace Stone add to the PG-13 fun.